Divorced Eye for the Young Guy – Drew Taggart – MensNewsDaily.com™

Young Man, Let me share my thoughts on the kind of woman you need…
Divorced Eye for the Young Guy

October 18, 2003
by Drew Taggart

Here’s a joke… DON’T stop me if you’ve heard it before…

When I was young, I wanted a woman to love, marry and together, build a life. I met someone and she was creative, artistic and an accomplished classical musician; Truly a free spirit. So free spirited she found another man, actually several…”>Divorced Eye for the Young Guy – Drew Taggart – MensNewsDaily.com™: “Young Man, Let me share my thoughts on the kind of woman you need…
Divorced Eye for the Young Guy

October 18, 2003
by Drew Taggart

Here’s a joke… DON’T stop me if you’ve heard it before…

When I was young, I wanted a woman to love, marry and together, build a life. I met someone and she was creative, artistic and an accomplished classical musician; Truly a free spirit. So free spirited she found another man, actually several…”

Blogthings – Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

Blogthings – Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

New York Post Online Edition: gossip

New York Post Online Edition: gossip:
November 23, 2005 — AL Franken, the former “Saturday Night Live” star, found out the hard way not to mess with U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who chided Franken as if he were a delinquent schoolboy at Time Warner Center on Monday night.

Scalia, following in the footsteps of Karl Rove and Bill Clinton, was the guest at Conversations on the Circle, a series of one-on-one interviews with outgoing Time Inc. editor-in-chief Norman Pearlstine.

The A-list crowd included Michael Eisner, Jack Valenti, Mike Wallace, Tina Brown, Harry Evans and Stanley Pottinger. Scalia, a conservative who believes in a strict reading of the Constitution, is the scourge of liberal Democrats because he led the court’s 5-4 majority in voting to stop the vote recount in Florida in 2000.

When Pearlstine opened the floor for Q&A, Franken stood up in the back row and started talking about “judicial demeanor” and asking “hypothetically” about whether a judge should recuse himself if he had gone duck-hunting or flown in a private jet with a party in a case before his court.

Franken was clumsily referring to the fact that Scalia had gone hunting and flying with Dick Cheney before the 2000 election.

First, Scalia lectured Franken, “Demeanor is the wrong word. You mean ethics.” Then he explained, “Ethics is governed by tradition. It has never been the case where you recuse because of friendship.”

Time Warner chairman Dick Parsons later told PAGE SIX: “Al was not quite ready for prime time.” Franken was a “Not Ready for Prime Time Player” on “Saturday Night Live” long before he began hosting a radio show on Air America.

The confrontation with Scalia didn’t seem to weaken Franken’s interest in running for the U.S. Senate from Minnesota. Franken discussed his possible candidacy afterward at the cocktail reception overlooking Columbus Circle. “I think I got under his skin a little,” Franken humbly told us.

Scalia had earlier explained why he voted to allow flag-burning, but not nude dancing, and why the 1964 N.Y. Times v. Sullivan decision — which said the press could not be held liable for wrongful reporting on public figures unless it was guilty of “actual malice” — was wrong. “I don’t think that’s what the founding fathers intended,” Scalia said.

When Pearlstine noted that Scalia had been confirmed by the Senate 98-0, Scalia said, “The two missing guys were [Barry] Goldwater and Jack Garn,” both of whom were on death’s door. “Make it a hundred!”

’tis the season

Christmas time is coming.

I can’t believe it this year, a week before Halloween stores started putting up their Christmas decorations. Talk about bastardizing a special holiday. Most stores aren’t even wishing people a ‘Merry Christmas’ anymore, instead it’s now ‘Happy holidays.’ Hopefully people will always remember that Christmas time is the time to show ‘good will towards men’ but the ‘why’ is what is being lost.

And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: “How could it be so?
It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
“It came without packages, boxes or bags!”
And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before!
“Maybe Christmas,” he thought, “doesn’t come from a store.
“Maybe Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!”

There is only one reason Christmas exists, a particular event in human history…

Anyways, check out this link for some fun Christmas cheer
Thanks for the link John.

IOL: Most politically correct words of 2005

IOL: Most politically correct words of 2005

November 18 2005 at 04:16AM

By Arthur Spiegelman

Los Angeles – In 2005, some people wanted the word “brainstorming” replaced by “thought shower” so as not to offend people with brain disorders, and they also wanted “deferred success” to replace “failure” so as not to embarrass those who don’t succeed.

Both phrases appear on a tongue-in-cheek list released on Thursday of the year’s most politically correct words and phrases issued by Global Language Monitor, a nonprofit group that monitors language use.

The phrase that topped this year’s list was “misguided criminals,” one of several terms the BBC used so as not to use the word “terrorist” in describing those who carried out train and bus bombings in London that killed 52 people in July, according to Paul JJ Payack, the head of Global Language Monitor.

He added, “The BBC attempts to strip away all emotion by using what it considers ‘neutral’ descriptions when describing those who carried out the bombings in the London Tubes.”

Second on the list was “Intrinsic Aptitude,” a phrase used by Harvard University President Lawrence Summers to explain why women might be underrepresented in engineering and science.

The phrase met with “deferred success” and Summers had to fight to keep to his job.

“Thought shower” was third and a French word for riff-raff or scum, “la racaille,” was fourth thanks to being used by French Interior Minister Nicholas Sarkozy to describe rioters of Muslim and North African descent in suburbs outside of Paris.

“Out of the mainstream,” which Payack said was used to describe the ideology of any political opponent, was fifth and in sixth place was “deferred success” the euphemism for “fail” that the Professional Association of Teachers considered using to bolster students’ “self-esteem.”

The move met with “deferred success.”

Seventh on the list was “womyn” for women in order to distance the word from men and eighth was using CE (Common Era) for AD (Latin for “Year of Our Lord”) so as to be more neutral in dates.

Ninth on the top 10 list was words and phrases that either de-Christianise the Christian holidays or neuter their genders.

For example “God Rest Ye Merry Persons” replaces “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” and “Seasons Greetings” replaces “Merry Christmas.”

In 10th place was a move aimed at the heart of Australian culture when security staff were banned from using the word “mate” to address members of parliament.

The members of parliament rebelled and said not being called “mate” was unpatriotic.

Speech Class

Tonight I had to give a speech for my communications class. The purpose of the speech was to introduce a speaker to an audience. The audience could be anyone, and the speaker could be anyone, living or dead. Bellow is my outline of my speech. The speech was to be no longer than 3 minutes. My audience was a group of business professionals and I was introducing Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Every one of you in this room has accomplished much; each of you are successful business owners. We are here tonight to listen to our guest speaker share with us tips on how we can become even more successful!

It is my privilege to introduce to you someone whom I have admired for quite some time now.
A man who seems unable to understand the meaning of ‘give up.’
A man who always strives to conquer his next challenge.
A man who has now realized that helping society is the greatest challenge, and thus is unable to help himself from trying to meet the challenge.

His life reads like an all American story book. He came to this country at the age of 21 with little money and a heavy Austrian accent. However, he decided for himself that he would do great things, and he did. By the age of 32 he obtained two Bachelor Degrees, one in ‘Marketing of International Fitness’ and one in ‘Business Administration’ By the age of 33 he was named Mr. Universe 5 times and Mr. Olympia 7 times and was the world authority in Body building.

With his impressive physique he moved into acting. Everyone said he had no chance due to his thick accent and unpronounceable last name. However, he was highly successful. His film career has spanned 33 years, so far, and includes many hits I’m sure everyone here knows.

But , i believe, the work he is the most proud of, is his work with kids who have little in life except for their hopes and dreams. He has made it his mission to help kids in the poorest neighborhoods and kids with physical disabilities reach their potential. In 1990 he launched the Inner-City Games Foundation to bring after school programs nation wide. In one of his visits to After-School All-Stars he is quoted as saying “You think when you come here, “you’re the big star, you’re going to inspire them…” but in the end, with their courage, they are the ones who’ve inspired you.”To this day he is still trying to meet the challenge of helping society.

Ladies and gentlemen I’d like to introduce you to The Austrian Oak, Mr. Universe, The Terminator, Conan the Barbarian, and now Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What is next?

Well, I think I’ve sobered up enough since the special election to post to my blog…

I know you, my avid reader, are eagerly awaiting my insightful thoughts on the special election. I was utterly surprised at the results, not a single initive passed. California is the state that loves to spend money like there’s no tomorrow and then when confronted with a legitimate way to reduce spending it is thoroughly rejected. I’m still worried about the gazillion dollar bond we passed for funding stem cell research.
Honestly, I have no idea what it will take to turn California around. The republican minority has been trying its hardest, since I can remember, to keep taxes down so that business will stay in the state thus keeping money flowing throughout the state so California can still be legitimately referred to as ‘The Golden State’. However the Republican minority is really little more than a speed bump to this bastion of democrats.

Anyone who thinks my suggestion that the unions control the California government is ludicrous then please take a look at this link from CalVoter.org. This shows the top 10 campaign contributions for the 2002 primary election for proposition 45, legislative term limits. The organizations of note are:

  • Democratic State Central committee (Why would they want to have their term limits kick them out of office when the unions are constantly giving them money?)
  • Correctional Peace Officers Union (Why spend extra money on new legislatures all the time when, instead, you can keep the ones already bought and paid for in office?)
  • State Employee’s Union (See above)
  • Teachers Union (See above)

It will be interesting to see what the results will be for this special election, from the numbers I’ve heard so far the unions spent upwards of $150,000,000 which was about 4-5x more than the Vote Yes group.

I will mention this, perhaps a silver lining. Despite of the amount paid for by the opposition, they only won by a sliver on most of the propositions. And oddly enough, the one that was closest to passing was the parental notification for teen abortions, prop 73. There is still hope for this state, but I fear that in order to completely turn around, this state will need to suffer though the consequences of its actions. If Arnold doesn’t get re elected next election, I’d suggest that the republicans step aside and let the democrats take us where they want to…

At that time you can reach me in Nevada or Arizona.

I’m so tired…

That beatles song keeps playing in my head…

I’m sooooooo tired, i haven’t sleept a wink. I’m sooOOoooo tired, my mind is on the brink…

I was up till 4:30am this morning working on a home work asignment for my programing class… I had almost half of it done when i started working on it last night, at least thats what I thought! I guess I had the easy half done… The night before i got 6hrs of sleep, thats close to average for me. Last night (this morning) i got just about 2hrs. I was debating if I should have gone to work, I did. I didn’t have time yet to study for my Law test tomorrow, but I was able to catch up on all my classes (It’s a TV class that has archives on the internet, very nifty!!!). After my marketing class tomorrow I’m going to go over all my notes and cross my fingers. The last test was hard!

I’m sitting in my programing class now, I had a cup of java city coffee which really wires me…

My legs are tingling and i feel like i’m slighly drunk. I haven’t heard the voices in my head yet, I’ll take that as a good thing.

Polls close in 15mins, I hope you voted. I did!

The day of the governator

If you live in California, go out and VOTE!

This vote is going to be Arnolds legacy, if he can get his main inititaves passed (Teacher accountability, consent of union dues for political contributions, balanced budget, and legislative redistricting) he will go down as the govenor who gave California back to the people, esp with the redistricting inititave! (I think it is the most important one, not that the others arn’t important) If he fails at this election discussion will probably surface about who really controls California (a not so subtle hint: the unions…) and what will it take, if anything, to put California back on top. Not just prop it up in different ways so it keeps limping along.

From all that i’ve read, his inititaves are strait forward on what they will do and don’t have the fluff that California inititaves usually have.

I’ve always been a fan of Arnold, sure he may not be a ‘great’ actor, but he is a person who always presents himself in a positive light and always speaks of how to improve yourself. Just check out his website that has been up long before he was even thinking about being govenor.

Anyway, my biggest complaint about this election is that Arnold isn’t putting himself out as the major spokes man for these inititaves, at least as not as much as he should be. He has the charisma that draws people to him in a way that very few can do, same as Bill Clinton. I think that was his most powerfull weapon, but he didn’t use it, I believe, because of all of his negative poll numbers.

Just my $0.02

now back to work…

Oh, GO VOTE!

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